Tour Announcement



ASMR cleaning at Biquini Wax

Eternal Telethon!

DEC 18: French Vanilla, Girlpool, Wizard Apprentice play a Benefit show w/ Mark Hoppus (blink-182) DJ’ing


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French Vanilla in ‘All The Instruments Agree’

Live at The Hammer Museum 9/26/15

Fast forward to 15:00:00 to see FV

MUSIC VIDEO: French Vanilla – Social Trappings

Rice Blessing at RAID, 4/4/15

Performance Themes: internalized homophobia expressed as magic

“From limp-wristed poofs to ppl with balls and nuts, heteromorphosis is a spell that transforms gay boys into straight white trash thugs…”

By Sally Spitz and Trenton Szewczyk

By Sally Spitz and Trenton Szewczyk

French Vanilla at The Echo 5/17

Tickets are on sale now, act fast! :



Vaginal Scroll (2012) painting by Sally Spitz

"Vaginal Scroll" (from Carolee Schneeman)

“Vaginal Scroll” (from Carolee Schneeman)

French Vanilla Live Footage – Youtube Playlist

French Vanilla zine *xxclusive sneak peek* ;-)

CHECK THIS OUT: A French Vanilla zine, hot off the press. Handmade by yours truly. Features bios, nude pics of the band, lyrics, links, and holiday shopping guide. Buy 1 today for only $5 ! Price includes super limited edish FV pin. Contact us on Facebook or at TY